A Friendly Email From Your Former Gym

Hey girl hey

Steffany Ritchie
4 min readAug 20, 2023
A male trainer at a gym helps a young woman stretch, an older man in the background looks on.
Photo by Johnny Garcia: https://www.pexels.com/photo/man-touching-woman-on-her-belly-while-lying-on-floor-2011383/

January 1st

Hey you! We noticed you let your membership lapse during the ‘Rona! It’s cool, we get it! (although we did offer free workout videos during that time, did you get them?!).

We are just checking in to say we would love to have you back sometime! Anytime you feel like, although no time like the present!

As an incentive, here is a free promo code to waive the join fee. “COMEBACKGURL” You know it will feel great to be back! Catch you on the flippity flip!

Best,

Jonas, Pumped Guns Gym

February 2nd

Hey Bestie!

Did you get our last offer? It seems like you weren’t quite ready to re-start your fitness journey with us yet! Well, because we miss you so much, we are stoked to say here is ANOTHER code for a free first month AND NO JOINING FEE! “FITBABELIFE”

We are sure you will be back feeling great and moving dat booty in no time!

Take Care,

Elias, Pumped Guns Gym (#pumpedgunsgym on socials — hey we noticed you aren’t following us! Come say hi!)

March 3rd

Dear M’am,

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Steffany Ritchie

Hi, I write memoir, humor, music, and pop culture. American in Scotland.