British Swear Words and How To Use Them

Steffany Ritchie
7 min readFeb 16, 2022

Tips on perfecting your potty-mouthed UK slang from an ugly American in the land of tea and twiglets

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Like many Americans, the first time I visited the U.K. I didn’t have a clue (or a “monkey’s” as they say here) about how they talked, beyond a few PBS specials or Hugh Grant films. I especially didn’t know about how differently they use swear words here.

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Steffany Ritchie

Hi, I write memoir, humor, music, and pop culture. American in Scotland.