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Hello? Where Did You Go?
Ode To A Disappearing Story in My Timeline
Oh HELLO! Don’t you sound like the best story I could possibly hope to read!
Your title, so witty, your subtitle, so funny.
Who wrote this?
I can’t wait to click on you, cutie
Ooh shoot just a second
Look, there’s a green light flashing in my upper right-hand corner!
Much like a businessman in Amsterdam, I can’t resist her siren call
I’ll be right back and from the looks of you we are going to have a lot of fun
I’m talking 50 claps, babe, and for sure one comment, heck maybe a few
highlights* and chit-chat. Maybe we’ll be new besties!
Maybe you will inspire ME to write something clever and sassy because let’s
be honest, I’m in a dry spell. You sound SO smart and cool
Ok look I’m just going to click on this green light here for a quick second,
Gotta scratch that itch, am I right?
9 notifications! Jackpot! (hey, I’m new here)
Stay right here I’ll be right back ok?
Yeah yeah yeah cool beans new followers zero claps two responses
