I envy middle aged metalers whose hips and knees aren't shot like mine from all that dumb below the…

…h pit with a mild concussion and someone else’s Vans in your pocket was my kind of party. Megadeth. Iron Maiden. Municipal Waste — they are all the culprits of shaping a man who is incapable of moving his body from hips down below.
I’ve Been A Metal Head My Whole Life, Now I Can’t Dance At My Wedding
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I envy middle aged metalers whose hips and knees aren't shot like mine from all that dumb below the waist dancing!
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Written by Steffany Ritchie3.2K Followers
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Nicheless. American in Scotland. Publisher of "Cancer Sucks, So Let's Talk About it More"
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