I’m the Cashier at Your Local Health Food Store, and We Both Know You Are an Imposter

You’re not fooling anyone, but come on in

Steffany Ritchie
4 min readMay 2, 2024
Photo by Tima Miroshnichenko: https://www.pexels.com/photo/woman-in-tropical-print-dress-ordering-in-front-of-cashier-behind-the-counter-6545445/

Good afternoon. I’m Maya, just checking in to see if you need anything in particular today here at Gracious Grains?

Oh, you want the yogurt covered nuts? Hm. I think they are at the bottom of the aisle, in the corner by the…

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Steffany Ritchie

Hi, I write memoir, humor, music, and pop culture. American in Scotland.