Lol love this! Seriously apt analogies throughout though, great read!

And maybe not. Maybe I’ll die a horrible fiery death in the Taco Bell drive thru because all of Bill Gates’ nanobots coursing through my veins will decide that they are rebelling at the exact moment some high-schooler hands me a bean burrito. Fuck. It. That’s why I eat bean burritos whenever I want. Statistics are on my side on this one.
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Aug 18, 2021
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Lol love this! Seriously apt analogies throughout though, great read!
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Nicheless. American in Scotland. Publisher of "Cancer Sucks, So Let's Talk About it More"
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