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Medium No Longer Thinks it Has to Pay Writers the “Cheese Tax”

The rules are always changing and writers always lose

Steffany Ritchie
6 min readFeb 12, 2025
Photo by Aleksey Melkomukov on Unsplash

There was an addictively cute video series doing the rounds during the Covid pandemic, set to an original internet tune someone came up with called the “Cheese Tax”. People were paying their pets (mostly dogs) a “cheese tax” anytime the dog demanded his treato. It was adorable.

I’m going to share it here, because we need more happiness in the world. But I do warn you, it’s an earworm!

“The rules is the rules and the facts is the facts, and when this puppy comes calling, you gotta pay the tax!”

I think it’s an extra layer of adorable because it infers that the pups know that they are good, that they provide loyalty and affection and make their owners’ lives better, therefore they get a “cheese tax”.

Yes, I’m going there.

We writers are the dogs, at the mercy of the Medium cheese tax system. It has gone up and down many times in the three and a half years I have…

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Steffany Ritchie
Steffany Ritchie

Written by Steffany Ritchie

Nicheless. American in Scotland. Publisher of "Cancer Sucks, So Let's Talk About it More"

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