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Things that are Objectively Worse than Whatever Else May Be Going on Right Now
Things can always get more terrible
You have an issue with the toilet flushing where you have to get another person involved in any capacity but especially one where they have to see what the problem is aka your poop.
You have a need of a toilet and another receptive container at the same time.
These are not supposed to be all about toilets but here are some more
You have to use a public portaloo and the choices are bad.
You are using someone else’s toilet and they don’t have air freshener.
Maybe I should just keep going with the toilet thing?
You can’t find or access a toilet and you REALLY need a toilet.
You didn’t quite make it to the toilet in time.