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Unused Titles For My Cancer Memoir
Brave is Bullshit
How Soon is Now? (copyright issues I am sure? Morrissey suing me would thrill teenage me though!)
The Chemo Anti-Barfing Diet: Canned Peaches and Saltines (or for the UK market: Tinned Peaches and Cream Crackers)
Chemo Made Me Fat: The Steroid Rage Diaries
Surprise, I Didn’t Die! (I have this theory that most people only read cancer memoirs by people who die at the end, makes them feel good to be alive!)
Bald: Not Always Cute
No One Told Me My Pee Would Be Red: More Fun With Chemo!
FUCK, Is This For Real?
Cancer: It Happened To Me For No Goddamned Reason Apparently (but not to worry it definitely won’t happen to you it’s not contagious please read my book!)
Cancer Makes Some People Assholes After All
Did My Detox Diet Give Me Cancer? I Ate SO MUCH KALE!
Almost Everyone You Know Is Going to Get Cancer, And Reading This Book Won’t Save YOU
The Cancer Boogeyman: Say His Name in the Mirror Three Times, I Dare You
The Bile Diaries
I Was a Vegetarian For Ten Years and All I Got Was This Crappy Cancer
